i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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