no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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