Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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