It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
pray to the hookup gods
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
