just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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