Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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