But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
it glows. i had to have it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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