They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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