found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
