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• (571): View more from Virginia

  final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time

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  no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I think a kid would responsible me up

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.

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• (925): View more from California

  After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.

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