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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm pants shitting drunk right now

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(812): View more from Indiana

if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation

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(815): View more from Illinois

Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast

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(916): View more from California

I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.

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(903): View more from Texas

I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers

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