2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldnâ€™t Be More Proud
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!