Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just threw up on my dentist
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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