I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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