new low.... made out with someone while peeing
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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