its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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