So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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