She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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