I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize