I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
