i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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