I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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