cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Say something about gay babies.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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