come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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