I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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