Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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