walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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