Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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