Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
