So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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