I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
True strength comes from lack of pants
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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