Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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