I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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