More tranny stories later!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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