i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
