can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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