But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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