Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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