This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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