Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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