Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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