maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
