the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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