carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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