dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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