are you so shy because you have an std?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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