I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
