When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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