Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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