i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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