I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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