Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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