i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
There are leaves in my underwear?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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