just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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