Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
they're like a gay fantastic four
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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