Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yo dont text me then not text me
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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