I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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