she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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