pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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