I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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